Our imaginary attorney general Kline to pick a fictional doctor

It has been reported by the local Godarchy Line (right-wing Christian fascists), regarding Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline’s investigation of practices at the abortion clinics, that Kline will choose a doctor and a judge another. Kine has no credentials to be an attorney, which was established in the press at the time he was elected. He was not a qualified attorney; he only had the backing of evangelical churches. Naturally, he will pick a doctor who is not qualified, perhaps someone with the same credentials as Dr. Sues or Dr. Johnny Fever. In other words, it will be a fictitious doctor, just as Kline is a fictitious attorney.
Godarchy admitted, Sunday, March 21, that Kline is out to close down the abortion clinics in Kansas.
My suggestions is that Kline choose Professor Ludwig von Drake, of Walt Disney fame. After all, Disney was a conservative and the famouse scientist duck was very smart and knowledgeable about almost any subject. Of course he was not a real person, but neither is Kline, since he has no attorney credentials. Both are the equivalent of fictional characters and both are cartoonish.For more information on Professor Ludwig von Drake, he is Donald Duck's nutty professor, scientist and psychologist uncle from Austria.