About 10 years ago the town of Maize began to gentrify. Rich snobs moved in and have tried to run the town and run out those who have lived here the longest since they are not “pure bourgeois suburbanites.”
I live in the magical town of Maize, typical of Kans-ASS, I was walking down the road from my house—because to relieve my excruciating boredom. So I walked past 53rd street and was stopped by the cops because I was "reported as a suspicious character." I've lived here almost 20 years and I'M a suspicious character??? Fuck this town. I hate these bourgeois people with a passion!
What my yard needs is some art in the front yard—Artwork that displays my contempt for the rich jerks who live in this town.