Nothing like discussing World War I
biplanes, rebellions in Kenya and General John "Black Jack"
Pershing’s lack of presidential achievement all over cold beer and other fine
beverages at Kirby’s, this last Sunday. The four panellists we’ve come to know
by their World War I skills came out once again to discuss the important
aspects of the war we used to call “The Great War,” before people started to
number them. They came to swill suds and bring the intellectual view point to
the yearning masses on the causes and results of World War I.
Our guests as usual were Paul Harvey
Oswald, Casher
O’Niell, Kenya Blue and me, Red Rob
Blogger. While sitting around the
table, Paul began a conversation on the biplanes used in World War I.
Paul Harvey Oswald: Biplanes did mostly recognisance missions. They made maps
of battle fields. Later they tried using pistols and then machine guns. At
first the machine gun would hit the airplane blades. Then Roland Georges Garros
came up with a idea to synchronize the engine to the machine gun so the bullets
always went through the blades and never hit them.
Red Rob Blogger:
I can’t imagine trying to fire a machine gun while the propeller blades are
going by. You had to know that they would eventually get ruined.
Casher O'Neill:
Reminds me of the Indiana Jones movie where Sean Connery shot the tail off the
airplane he was in. Gotta be careful firing a gun that's faster than your own
reaction time.
Paul
Harvey Oswald: It was all a blur (the propeller). Anthony Fokker actually put
such gear into use. It was called "interrupter gear."
Red Rob Blogger:
Baron Manfred von Richthofen was considered an honourable soldier by many
people on both sides. He supposedly shot down 80 planes. I like that his out
fit was known as the "Flying Circus."
Paul Harvey Oswald: They say he would not shoot a person once they were down.
Cashier O'Neill:
Von Richthofen was an "old school" soldier that believed in honourable
battle. And speaking of "Larger Than Life" World War I military
heroes, I was always fascinated by "Black Jack" Pershing. I have
always wondered why World War I didn't put Pershing in the White House, the way
The Revolutionary War put George Washington in the White House, The Civil War
put Ulysses Grant in the White House, The Spanish America War put Teddy Roosevelt
in the White House:
Red Bob Blogger:
The War of 1812 and the Battle Of New Orleans put Andrew Jackson in the White
House.
Paul Harvey Oswald: World War II put Eisenhower in the White House.
Cashier O'Neill:
Exactly. I mean Pershing was the great American General of the Great War, so
why didn't he get to be President? From what I have gleaned from what I have
read in various articles and books, Pershing would except his party's
nomination, but would not seek it. He was a Republican and said he would not
seek it. But Pershing was tied too closely with Democrat Woodrow Wilson for the
Republicans to completely trust. Ironically, the Republicans nominated Warren
G. Harding as their candidate in 1920, Harding won, and until George W. Bush,
most historians agree Harding was the worst President in the history of the United States .
Red Bob Blogger:
I was once asked by one of my middle school students if I like war, since I
teach so much about it. "NO" I said. In ancient times the winners of
a war looted and raped women. They took all that had value and destroyed what
they didn't take. They killed anyone they didn't take as a slave. The losers
lost everything.
(Latter). Hey
look at the TV! I think that rock group called is Hozier.
Did
they just say her name was Mary J Blige?
Cashier O'Neill:
Yes. She is considered the best RB singer of all time. (A little later we saw Florence + The Machine on
the TV.)
Cashier O'Neill:
They had a camp like that in Oklahoma .
There
was as faction of Christian guerrillas that were told that they would not die
if they where shot with a bullet if they had faith in their religion. It was
all a matter of euphoria that motivated those people to fight.
Seated here are Kenya Blue, Paul Harvey Oswald, Red Rob Blogger and Casher O’Niell.
Our
first product placement: Deep Eddy Lemon Flavoured Vodka. Paul Kroeker was our
bar tender that day. He didn't turn the bottle front ways so we could see the
label, but that is OK, we hate commercials anyway.
[1] The Maji
Maji Rebellion, sometimes called the Maji Maji War (Swahili: Vita
vya Maji Maji), was an armed rebellion against German colonial rule in German East Africa (modern-day Tanzania). The
war was triggered by a German policy designed to force the indigenous
population to grow cotton for export, and lasted from 1905 to 1907. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maji_Maji_Rebellion
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