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Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Inaugural Poem

This Jan. 20 they will have an Inauguration poem read. I thought I’d write one of my own. It is generic so I can read it at any future Inauguration. I also wrote a good-by Bush poem


By 史蒂夫 奥托

The Inauguration Poem

So we bring in the new prez.

Not like the old prez.

A heroes’ welcome will last a year or two

Than we will see what you can do

A ship under water is hard to float

But they told you this would be a big boat

We are all waiting- yes we’re waiting to be told

That you are not just another politician bread and sold

Enjoy your magic while the people sing

Or in four year by your neck you will swing




Ode to Dubya Bush

Flop flop

Wiz wiz

Oh what a relief

It is

Good-by

Good riddance

Fflluushhhhh!


1 comment:

PatricktheRogue said...

I love the inaugural poem, with one exception. Normally I am not so P.C. sensitive, but the last line is too suggestive of lynching given the occasion of electing the first non-white male to the office. I suggest you change it to:
In four years you'll feel their sting.