The latest weapon used by conservatives against President Barack Obama.—prayers.
Suddenly bumper stickers, T-shirts and right wing commentators are using Bible quotes to make fun of Obama. Their favourite is:
"Pray for Obama—Psalm 109:8"
And that psalm includes the lines:
“Let his days be few; and let another take his office.”
"Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow."
More on this can be found on Gawker.com.
I don’t know whether they think they’re being funny or taking this literally or both. It’s usually hard to tell when dealing with mentally-unbalanced-right-wing nuts.
So I decided to try and write my own prayer to attack the American right wing. Maybe we can call this the beginning of “prayer wars.”
I ask for your divine intervention,
Please strike down Todd Tiarht,
May he haveth worms that eatith his brain until death,
Please cause Sarah Palin the act of rape,
May she gettith AIDS,
Please givith Rush Limbaugh an overdose of Oxycontin,
May Ann Coulter die of cholera, and may it commeth from her mouth,
And to the entire Republican Party I sayeth unto you-
Please Jesus, lettith their children grow to be losers,
May their wives be rapithed and left with child,
May they all die soonith in long anguished death,
And please Jesus, please send them to hell.
Jesus is my co-hater.