If they are really so dangerous, why weren’t they banned a century ago? Why now? This town and state is already quiet and boring enough, banning what people traditionally do for fun, even if there’s a safety gain, is just plain stupid.
But when you’re trying to run the most bland and boring state possible, banning fireworks is just one more step.
The Eagle led out with the usual scary sub-headlines: “A homemade disaster, Property destroyed, Injuries on the increase,” and of course the classic “A holiday turns tragic.”
The real tragedy would be a ban on fireworks.

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